Don't Call Me A Crab

By Alex Von Lehmden

What happened to Humpty Dumpty after the king's men ran away? Will the misunderstood macho man ever join the circus? If you eat a seed, will you turn into a tree? Would you take a bottle of fancy ketchup to prom?

Don't Call Me A Crab is a collection of silly poems for kids and their parents. Get ready for absurd life lessons, colorful characters, and unexpected twists!

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0CP8PTBWW
• ISBN13: 9798870137858
• Release Date: November 2023
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 82 Pages
• Weight: 0.27 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 6.0" x 9.0"