DON'T BUY THIS BOOK
You were told not to buy it.
Yet here you are.
Somewhere inside this book is a secret message.
Or maybe there isn't.
Some readers claim they found the secret.
Others insist there isn't one.
Only one thing is certain:
If you're looking for answers, you're probably asking the wrong book.
A minimalist comedy experiment about curiosity, pattern-seeking, and the strange things humans do when someone says, "Don't."
Good luck.