Milo Nelson has learned plenty of things from necessity: how to tie a tie, how to change a tire, how to shave his face. He's also learned that the truth may hurt, but the fantasy of a life he can't have hurts even more, so when Richard Remington Abernathy III waltzes back into his life two years after the end of their definitely-not-a-relationship and says he's changed, that dog won't hunt. Remi's drug of choice is denial, and he's...