My name is Benny and I'm the best dog ever.
Well, sort of. My humans like to call me "Bad Dog Benny "
They called me "BAD DOG BENNY " last week when I challenged a skunk to a fight. They called me "BAD DOG BENNY " yesterday when I got so excited that I peed on the floor. And today, they called me "BAD DOG BENNY " when I got covered in glitter.
But listen, the humans don't know the whole story. The totally not made up, actually happened to me story. The story about how I tried to capture a real, live unicorn.