Do not become a podcaster: just ask the washing machine

By Robert Wahbe

DO NOT BECOME A PODCASTER

Think launching a creative project is a good idea? Think again.

For Rob the Brain and Buffalo Tool, the journey of The Real Brain Tool Show was less "passion project" and more "running from a lemon-wielding lunatic while the equipment spontaneously combusts."

This is the chaotic, un-certified, lemon-flavored life plan that covers it all: The crushing betrayal from former allies, the profound struggles against technical failures that sound like a dying modem gargling soup, and the ridiculous censorship battles (yes, it involves a certain Ten-Foot Dildo).

If you want to read a true account of fighting through bad faith, real-life disasters like love and death, and the kind of irrational devotion reserved for a cranky cat-all to gain exactly one hour of fame-you've come to the right place.

Warning: After reading this, you will still want to start a podcast. That's the tragic, absurd beauty of it.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FTXD5288
• ISBN13: 9798268428216
• Release Date: October 2025
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 127 Pages
• Weight: 0.40 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.3" x 6.0"