Djinn and Juice

By Jonny Nevermind

Jac , Costa Rica: Where the zip code reads 666 and "vacation" auto-corrects to "involuntary soul surrender."
Dosed in Costa Rica, I saw what's controlling the tempo. Something older than death, treating humanity like dollar-bin vinyl, rendering existence into lo-fi dread... and my signature's bleeding through the split sheet in ink that shouldn't exist.
One batshit Halloween weekend. One deal with actual demons. Zero regrets.
The all-inclusive damnation package:
- Alley-cat Ticas who'll seduce a monk-then pickpocket Jesus mid-crucifixion
- Demonic cops who'll arrest their own mama for a bribe, then split the loot with the judge over communion wine
- The Djinn-who'll cold-call your darkest desires, then slam you with uncancellable "Burning Soul Subscription" fees
I didn't just sign my soul away. Dosed to the gills, I crashed Hell's VIP drunk, stole the Devil's crown at his coronation, and checked out with his credit card-and a crusty white fur coat for the road. (Fur: 1. Dignity: 0.)
Amazon banned this in 48 hours. Supernatural fraud violates Terms of Service.
Most souls check in and never leave. I escaped with stories that'll make you laugh till you check your pulse-and wonder if he's right about the entity remixing us all.
If you're easily offended, this isn't for you. It's for the Devil-and he thought it was hilarious.
-Jonny Nevermind
P.S. The Devil's lawyers are hunting me. Tell 'em I said "sample this."
#SampleClearance #BannedByAmazon #LoFiDread
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• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GQD421B8
• ISBN13: 9798233912399
• Release Date: December 2025
• Publisher: Jonny Nevermind
• Length: 194 Pages
• Weight: 0.43 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 5.0" x 8.0"