I never wanted any of this.
Sure, I'll take universe-shattering powers. Who wouldn't?
But there's always a bloody price.
You don't inherit the ability to bend creation to your will and just ride off into the sunset.
Oh no, every power-hungry dickhead in the universe wants a piece of the action.
Especially the former God of Creation.
But if I want to achieve my dream of opening a restaurant, cooking up a storm and otherwise being left the hell alone, it's going to cost me.
And the price?
Pain... so much pain.
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