Dirty Ditties: Popular Music, Alternate Lyrics

By George Gibson Jr and George Gibson

Great gift idea for the rude dude in your family!
If you can hum the tune, we have the lyrics!

You know what it's like; you're at a party, or the bar, a diner, or going on a roadtrip, and you hear a song you like and just can't stop yourself from twisting the lyrics.

"Excuse me while I kiss this guy."

Yeah we know what Jimmy really said, but some darn funny lyrics can be used on just about every classic and popular song, rock, beat, hip-hop - whatever man!

This volume has the following funny lyrics...

Losing My Religion - Losing My Bladder ControlJust A Gigolo - Just a Gigolo/Got No Body (Skeletal Version)The Look of Love - The Look of Lust (Nerd Edition)50 Ways to Leave Your Lover - 50 Ways to Spank Your MonkeySpace Oddity - Bowel OddityDon't Fear The Reaper - Don't Fear The ReeferRaindrops Keep Falling on My Head - Peedrops Keep Fallin' on My HeadPutting on the Ritz - Putin on the ShitzPuff the Magic Dragon - Poof The Tragic Drag QueenSmoke on the Water - Smoke in the ToiletDoctor Who Theme Music - Doctor Poo and the TURDIS (yes lyrics to this famous tune!)Good Vibrations - Big VibratorTake it Easy - Take it SleazyAnother Brick in the Wall - Another Prick in the WallBlinded by the Light - Blinded by the ShiteEverybody Dance Now - Everybody Jack Now

WARNING! Some adult content, some non-PC, but mostly adolescent naughty schoolboy humor, so have fun and laugh your pants off!

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0994315333
• ISBN13: 9780994315335
• Release Date: June 2015
• Publisher: Too Rude
• Length: 78 Pages
• Weight: 0.26 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 6.0" x 9.0"