DesMar-tes

By Curtis Lee Cancino

Now free to wreak havoc upon Jupiter, and your mind, the lavender clad neo-bandito, DesMart-tes du Chute-tu(1), is on a mission to save his baby's mama from a monastery of corrupt monks. Along his fated journey, he will meet characters as colourful as his lavender attire, and prove to all why he is a worthy human being worthy of his awkward sounding name. You laugh, you'll cry, you'll laugh some more, and possibly wonder why! Be amazed by the official story about how the spectacular neo-modern world of Phlur-Goneous Keptem-8(2) was built upon the gigantic gas planet of Jupiter! All this, and much more, await you within the evolution of slang and phonetics, found within the future's past for the one, the only, DesMart-tes du Chute-tu! *cue punch sound effect; and the Spanish guitar and oily trumpet (techno) theme song*(1) - dez-mart-tez'; do; shoot'-tee-u(2) - fler-gon-e'us; kept-tem; eight'

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1482730677
• ISBN13: 9781482730678
• Release Date: March 2013
• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 94 Pages
• Weight: 0.43 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.2" x 6.0"