Death and Dawn: humorous detective fiction

By Brena L Mercer

Dawn leaves her job as a homicide detective at a police department in a suburb of Tucson to start a private investigation service. She spends her time tracking down lost pets and serving divorce papers until she takes on a Russian mob boss client. "When men ask me what I do in my spare time, and I say I like to read about death, their attention turns from my breasts to the door." "I try to remember these chilly stiffs were valuable humans. They were never Porsche valuable. They were the Ford Pintos of humans...slightly dented, rusty, and barely running." "My father's generation rated women in law enforcement on a scale of somewhat annoying to should be burned at the stake." "As messed up families go, the Aliyev family is pure poetry in motion." "Worst case scenario, he will try to kill me. Good luck. I am hypersensitive to threats and always carry my gun. I am in this relationship for the long haul."

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1535369949
• ISBN13: 9781535369947
• Release Date: August 2016
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 164 Pages
• Weight: 0.40 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 5.0" x 8.0"