Dave Spade and the Night Monsters

By Shandon Mullet

Join Dave Spade for his first ever published adventure! Dave is still in kindergarten, has to stand on a stool to reach the cookie jar, and loses baby teeth at an alarming frequency. He is also a suave detective who rattles off cheesy lines with impunity. Here's Dave to explain his adventure in his own words: "Dave Spade and the Night Monsters is a chilling tale that will stir you to the bones. Suspicious stories with monstrous implication are swirling all over the neighborhood, and I must apply my steely precision and calm demeanor to my most difficult tale yet. As the tension mounts, watch as our hero smoothly navigates the perils of the case nary a hair of his perfectly coiffed mane ruffled. This story has it all. Handsome protagonist! Dastardly villains! Terrible secrets! Lies! Deception! MONSTERS! Did I mention there are monsters?! It says so in the title!"...or are there?Regardless of the outcome, there are sure to be snappy comebacks, ridiculous yet lovable characters, cheesy lines, and lots of continuity issues along the way. Come for the dubious plotline, stay for the oddly and inartistically rendered illustrations. A fun and delightful bedtime read for children, older folks who love annoyingly self-aware children's books, and art critics who must do penance for their sins. No guarantee of safety for children who are scared of monsters under their bed can be included with the book. Claims of monster deterrence and therapy have not been evaluated by the FDA.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1091295719
• ISBN13: 9781091295711
• Release Date: April 2019
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 24 Pages
• Weight: 0.22 lbs.
• Dimensions: 8.5" x 0.1" x 8.5"