Dating Red Flag Disaster: A Guide for the Hopelessly Hopeful and Chronically Clowned

By Lola Lovebomb and Will Ghoston

Red Flag Dating Disasters A Guide for the Hopelessly Hopeful and Chronically Clowned Ever dated someone who didn't believe in paying taxes but did believe you were their soulmate after one weekend? Have you mistaken "emotionally unavailable" for "mysterious"? Still holding out hope that the guy who ghosted you three times is just "bad at texting"? Girl. Babe. Bestie. This book is for you. Walking Dating Disaster isn't your average relationship guide. It's a sarcastic, wildly relatable, slightly-too-real roast of your romantic history--and a mirror you didn't know you needed. With laugh-out-loud storytelling and zero sugarcoating, this book takes you by the hand (gently but firmly) and walks you through the most ridiculous, red-flag-ridden dating disasters you've tried to repress. Inside, you'll meet: The "It's Not a Phase, Mom!" Guy (still wearing his band tee from 2003) The Financially Challenged But Emotionally Expensive One (your wallet cries every time he texts) The Spiritual Guru Who's Just... Unemployed And the classic "My Ex Was Crazy" Collector (guess who's next?) Spoiler alert: It's been you. It's always been you. But don't worry--we've all been there. You won't find fluffy affirmations or "10 Steps to Heal Your Inner Child" here. What you will find is: A brutally honest breakdown of why you keep dating the same person in different pants Chapters that drag your choices (with love, obviously) A field guide to recognizing red flags before you romanticize them into rescue missions Permission to laugh at your own delusion--because we all thought we could change them, too This book doesn't promise healing. It promises honesty, hysterics, and a much-needed wake-up call wrapped in hilarious one-liners and disturbingly accurate metaphors. Because admitting your romantic taste is trash is the first step to taking the garbage out. So go ahead--add this book to your cart, pour yourself a large glass of wine, and prepare to laugh, cringe, and call yourself out. You've been clowned long enough. It's time to retire your red nose and get your life (and maybe your love life) together. Buy Red Flag Dating Disasters today. Because healing starts with honesty... and maybe a little public humiliation.

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F53WC1VQ
• ISBN13: 9798280097346
• Release Date: April 2025
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 125 Pages
• Dimensions: 8.7" x 0.5" x 5.7"