Dating Monsters

By Kinsley Adams

Dating Dracula

I had three goals: sneak into New Orleans' most exclusive vampire club, expose its illegal blood farm, and launch myself into fame and fortune. Being brutally murdered in a back alley was decidedly not on the itinerary. Talk about a mood killer. Even less expected? Waking up in a coffin with a fancy new pair of fangs and discovering Dracula-the actual freaking legend-is my fated mate. Now, I'm stuck with him for three months while I learn how not to eat my best friend and somehow resist falling in love with the dangerously irresistible vampire fate insists is mine. Oh, and I also have to find the fanged fiend responsible for murdering me in the first place. Because... you kill me, I kill you. I'm a lady like that.

Loving Dracula

Life as a vampire is anything but dull. Just when I think I have a handle on this whole undead business, it's time to introduce my soulmate, Dracula, to my family. Think your family dinners are tense? Try bringing home the Prince of Darkness while one of the Vampire Queen's inquisitors is investigating the death of her secret lover-you know, the crazed lunatic who tried to roast me alive. Between dodging a vengeful queen, protecting Vlad from my eccentric mother and her infamous garlic pizza, and dealing with my growing powers, I'm officially exhausted. Surviving the Vampire Queen is one thing. But my mother? She might not be so easy.

Marrying Dracula

Well, my life has taken yet another unexpected turn, and this time, it's landed me in a dungeon cell in jolly ol' England, compliments of the Vampire Queen. My social circle now consists of two surly guards I've spent six months serenading with butchered show tunes and one literal weasel who doubles as my spy. When our rescue finally arrives, all hell breaks loose, and the queen decides she wants us all dead. But if there's one thing I've learned, it's that when cornered, I don't just fight. I bite. Hard. It might be time to put the queen back in her grave-permanently.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1989308554
• ISBN13: 9781989308554
• Release Date: February 2022
• Publisher: Canadian ISBN Library
• Length: 770 Pages
• Weight: 2.45 lbs.
• Dimensions: 1.7" x 6.0" x 9.0"