Fairytales for Privileged Children: Little Red Riding Hood Blows Her Trust Fund & Other Premium Tales

By Daniel Foxx

From Cinderella's haute couture wardrobe to Hansel and Gretel's Ozempic journey, Daniel Foxx reworks classic fairytales for the most privileged of children.

"Daniel has written a book that is literally about my petulant kids"
- Katherine Ryan

"A gorgeously delicious book about awful people. I never liked Hansel and Gretal, anyway "
- Rosie Jones

Once upon a time, in a land far away (in fact, in an entirely different tax bracket), there lived some perfectly privileged children...

In Fairytales for Privileged Children: Little Red Riding Hood Blows Her Trust Fund and Other Premium Tales, author and comedian Daniel Foxx reworks classic fairytales to suit only the most comfortable of tots. Meet: Rapunzel, whose stay in a boutique tower-concept hotel is just the ticket. Aspiring gourmand Jack, who sensibly exchanges his cow for a handful of 100% organic legumes. The two ugly stepsisters, Porchetta and Frankette, whose deep-plane facelifts yield excellent results. And The Three Little Pigs, whose property portfolio is - quite frankly - booming.

Wickedly funny and razor-sharp, Daniel Foxx's enchanted stories make for perfect fireside reading this Autumn - just be sure the household staff don't pinch it for themselves

PRAISE FOR BEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED CHILDREN

"If Succession was turned into a series of Ladybird books" - THE TIMES

"A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person" - JOE LYCETT

"Daniel's writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I'm bringing my children up" - JOSH WIDDICOMBE

"Finally Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch " - TOM ALLEN

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1800963874
• ISBN13: 9781800963870
• Release Date: September 2026
• Publisher: Monoray
• Length: 144 Pages
• Dimensions: 0.6" x 6.3" x 9.5"