Damned Lies: Things That Never Happened and a Couple of Things That Did

By Dennis Liggio

Damned Lies is the true story of things that never happened. It is a fictional memoir of fantastic events. It is a chronicle of self-cloning, of adventure, of magic, of bare-fisted hobo boxing tournaments, of zombies, and more. It's the autobiography of a wild summer adventure out beyond the fields we know. It's the secret of what's hidden in a government bunker, it's the story of helping a nun with a crossbow hunt a vampire, it's the explanation of why you can't have that death ray you really wanted. It's a cautionary tale of just why cloning yourself is a really terrible idea. Damned Lies is a big fish story for those who don't fish. It's a shaggy dog story for cat lovers. It's the scifi fantasy humor memoir we'll all wish we dictated on our deathbed. It's why we can't have nice things.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1500352381
• ISBN13: 9781500352387
• Release Date: January 2014
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 278 Pages
• Weight: 0.71 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.6" x 5.5" x 8.5"