Cuarentón En Crisis: Manual de Supervivencia Para Hombres del Siglo Pasado / A Forty-Something in Crisis [Spanish]

By Íñigo Escrivá de Romaní

Book Overview

«La crisis de la mediana edad es un chiste, pero a m no me hace ni puta gracia .

Si est s hasta los huevos de tu trabajo, l ete el cap tulo 1.

Si quieres abandonar a tus hijos en una gasolinera, l ete el cap tulo 2.

Si ya no follas ni en tu cumple, l ete el cap tulo 3.

Si dudas de tu hombr a, l ete el cap tulo 4.

Si cada d a eres m s cascarrabias, l ete el cap tulo 5.

Si est s hasta los huevos de tu trabajo, quieres abandonar a tus hijos en una gasolinera, ya no follas ni en tu cumple, dudas de tu hombr a y cada d a eres m s cascarrabias, p gate un tiro y acaba ya con este sufrimiento.

Es broma. L ete el libro antes y luego ya si eso te pegas el tiro.

I igo no es escritor. Le encantar a serlo, pero malgasta su vida en otro trabajo. No se atreve a dejarlo porque su mujer se la corta. Aunque para lo que la usa, tampoco se perd a nada. Hasta le har a un favor, ya tiene cuatro hijos y cada d a est m s salido. Ha perdido el norte, da pena verlo en Instagram. Es una tragedia. Le propusimos un trato: si escrib a algo decente sobre su crisis, lo public bamos. El resultado es este libro: lo m s indecente que hemos le do nunca. Consid ralo una obra de caridad. Los ingresos ir n destinados a hacernos m s ricos, pero tambi n sacar del pozo a otros cuarentones (al pobre I igo no le salva ni Dios).

ENGLISH DESCRIPTION

"Middle-age crisis is a joke, but I just don't think it's fucking funny."

If you are sick of your job, read chapter 1.

If you want to abandon your children at a gas station, read chapter 2.

If you no longer fuck on your birthday, read chapter 3.

If you are questioning your manhood, read chapter 4.

If you are getting grumpier every day, read chapter 5.

If you are fucking tired of your job, want to abandon your children at a gas station, no longer fuck on your birthday, question your manhood, and behave grumpier every day, shoot yourself and end this misery already.

Just kidding. Read this book first and then see about shooting yourself.

I igo is not a writer. He would love to be one, but he is throwing his life away working on something else. He doesn't dare quit his job because his wife would cut his dick off. But for the use he's been giving it, it's not like he would miss out on anything. It would even be a kindness, since he already has four kids and he's already out. He has lost his north; it's embarrassing to see his Instagram. It is a tragedy. We made him a deal: if he wrote anything decent about his crisis, we would publish it. This book is the result: the most indecent thing we've ever read. Consider it a charity case. The income is destined to make us richer, but it will also help other men in their forties stand on their feet. (Poor I igo is beyond salvation.)

• Format: Paperback
• Language: Spanish
• ISBN: 8401027497
• ISBN13: 9788401027499
• Release Date: November 2025
• Publisher: Plaza & Janes Editores, S.A.
• Length: 200 Pages
• Weight: 0.60 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.9" x 5.8" x 9.1"