Walker Linchak is an aged writer and author of the Complete series (The Complete Book of Aids, 9/11, Terrorism) who has often been discussed for the Nobel Prize. But he's suffering writer's block. One morning, Linchak wakes to find a crust in his nose that enlightens him to a new world of desire. Extraction of this breakthrough crust' leads to further secretion in the form of medical and scientific research into nose-picking. What ensues is equal...