Cronea: Over 100 Hilarious News Articles About The Optometry & Eyecare Industry

By: Maverick, Leroy

CRONEA is a satirical news compilation for optometrists, ophthalmologists, opticians, receptionists and all members of the optical industry.

Featuring over 100 hilarious news articles including: Theme Park Adds Non-Contact Tonometers To Rollercoaster For Extra TerrorVelvet Dressed Hyperopic Man Is Willing To Help End The Myopia Epidemic If You Ladies Are Up For ThatRetiring Optical Dispenser Sheds A Tear As He Licks A Patient's Frame For The Last Time6 Signs Your Optometrist Is Living In Their CarOphthalmologist And Patient Officially Run Out Of Small Talk After 60th Intravitreal Injection"Hilarious, it's like The Onion for Optometry"

"OMG, this is the funniest thing optometry has ever seen"

Any resemblance to actual news, companies, events or people are purely coincidental. Cronea is not intended for readers under 18 years of age or those who don't actually know what astigmatism is.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0DNPV1DB9
• ISBN13: 9798339412106
• Release Date: November 2024
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 150 Pages
• Weight: 0.46 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"