Croissants, Caramel Clusters & Catastrophes: My Yummy Life

By Nessa V. Gold

It's 1998 and women are wearing skorts, listening to the Spice Girls, and Tatiana's addicted to chocolate croissants. She used to be a Cardio Queen with fans and an even more fantastic ass. But ever since her mind-blowing, attitude-altering, and deeply detoxifying adventure at an Ashram in Boulder, she gave up aerobics, fame and most of her dignity. Two years later, enlightenment is in the rear-view mirror. But she does have an inner guru named Phil and her tall, dark and yummy eye-candy boyfriend Blake encouraging her to move forward. But, face-planting in life was her signature.So take two. She is reinventing herself as a pet-sitting, pet-training extraordinaire starting with Crumbs - an overweight Tabby Cat from the CardioCarnivale DVD. But the pussies are multiplying. And she is getting shoved up the corporate ladder by a femme-fatale pet owner and entrepreneur. If caught with her pants down, she will lose Blake, her new career, and land in the cat house.The whole situation catapults her to an island to escape while Blake is back home in the middle of a Tatiana-style catastrophe. No man, real or imaginary, will be able to get her out of this epic feline cluster. If she can admit life is like herding cats and trust other women, then she has a chance at professional and personal satiation yummier than croissants. Felines, food, and frivolity prevail in the second book in this satirical series - My Yummy Life - that is part romantic comedy, part satire, and a whole lot of fun

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1735377511
• ISBN13: 9781735377513
• Release Date: December 2020
• Publisher: Soul Song LLC
• Length: 212 Pages
• Weight: 0.64 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 6.0" x 9.0"