Crestline's Naked Avenger: TV Show

By Earl Jones

DICE doesn't knock. He doesn't wait for backup. And he sure as hell doesn't wear pants.

In the quirky mountain town of Crestline, California, cabin owners are losing their properties to squatters faster than you can say "trespassing." Enter DICE-a one-man squatter-removal crew with a flair for cosplay, a black van labeled "Exterminator," and absolutely no regard for social norms.

Armed with pepper spray, security zip ties, and a booming portable speaker, DICE has one mission: out-crazy the crazies. He moves in, sets up a tent in the living room, blasts heavy metal, cooks breakfast in the nude, and rotates rooms like a chaotic Airbnb guest from hell.

But when a commune of social media influencers, ex-cons, and wannabe shamans dig in their Birkenstock-clad heels, DICE must take his game to a whole new level. One that involves body bags (just for show), smoke bombs, and a lightsaber duel in the woods.

He's not just removing squatters-he's reclaiming sanity... one ridiculous mission at a time.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FNLQT4B8
• ISBN13: 9798262017621
• Release Date: August 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 134 Pages
• Weight: 0.31 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 5.0" x 8.0"