Cowbilly Willy's Wild Dogs- Lost in Lopburi

By Cowbilly Willy

Meet Cowbilly Willy Willy is a down on his luck cowboy/hillbilly living in Thailand with a soft heart and an equally soft HEAD He has travelled around the world three times in search of true love. He still hasn't quite figured out WHICH American saying applies in his case-"Third time's the charm," or "Three strikes and you're OUT " Willy's only "true blue" friend is a little blue motorcycle with "Delusions of Horsehood" named "Yama-Haha," or "Yama-55" in Thai. About the only real skill Willy has is cooking delicious Western Food Say Howdy to "Prikee-Noo Pete..". The meanest, smartest, most ill-tempered, hottest, chili dog in all Thailand. Pete is the ruthless leader of the hot and spicy "Wild Dogs." Pete spends his time bullying "Chucky Chilidog" and the other "Mild Dogs," and concocting schemes to rid the world of Willy and Yama Pete's "Paw" (no pun intended) was "Prickly Pete," a hot Texas Chili Dog with Habanero. After a hungry Willy smuggled "Paw" into Thailand, he briefly escaped and met Pete's "Maw," a beautiful Thai Hotdog (Isaan Sausage). Willy found Prickly Pete the morning after the honeymoon, and ate him. Willy later found and devoured Pete's siblings Driven by hatred (and his mother), Pete wants REVENGE This time it looks like Pete may have finally achieved his goal ABSOLUTELY THE CRAZIEST BUNCH OF GARBAGE YOU'LL EVER WASTE TIME TO READ OR, IF YOU'RE LIKE MOST OF US FROM TATER KNOB, AND YOU CAN'T READ, THAT'S NO PROBLEM COZ WE GOT LOTS OF PRETTY PICTURES FER Y'ALL TO LOOK AT THIS "GOOD BOOK" HAS THE ANSWERS TO ALL OF LIFE'S GREAT MYSTERIES YOU EVER WONDERED ABOUT, SUCH AS: What happens to the souls of Chili Dogs when you eat them? What if a motorcycle thought it was a horse?What's a Cowbilly? What's one of those Cowbilly guys doing in Thailand? Why are Cowbilly Willy's partners on Wanted Posters? Who is Prikee-Noo Pete and why is he so mean?Who is Chucky Chili and why is he so nice? What's a Razzberry Z-28? Who is MamaSahn and why does she wear a wedding dress all the time? Who is Scrungehead Shortpants and why does Pete hate him? What happens if Chili Dogs sit around eating their own cheese? Why does Pete's mom have two Egyptian style statues outside her home? Who is (or was) Prickly Pete? What happened to Claude (and who was he)? And finally the number one question on EVERYONE'S mind: WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU PUSH A CRIPPLED COWBILLY ONTO THE FREEWAY IN WHEELCHAIR DURING RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC (BET YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU HAD THAT QUESTION ON YER MIND, HUH?) Most of the ANSWERS are in THIS book: Cowbilly Willy's Wild Dogs- LOST IN LOPBURI (The rest are in the sequels )

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1533506582
• ISBN13: 9781533506580
• Release Date: June 2016
• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 88 Pages
• Weight: 0.39 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.2" x 6.0"