Covered in Poo: A New Dad's Harsh Realities

By Joe Parker

Based on his nationally award-winning humor columns, Joe Parker's Covered in Poo is what first-time dads can expect; the good, bad, and the downright gross. Broken up into three "guy-mesters," let Parker guide you on how fatherhood will change you, pregnancy and birth, and how to take care of a newborn while being completely overwhelmed. Dads-to-be learn valuable advice and brutal truths on a bevy of pertinent topics, including;

Trying to be a functioning human, a new father and a member of polite society while receiving an amount of sleep that, in any other situation, would be considered a human rights violationHow being a dad will change your appearance (You will only change your shirt if it has more than three spit-up stains)Supporting your pregnant partner (How saying 'I'm Tired' can get you killed)A guide to parenting terms (If you need a description of what a bottle warmer is, you should reconsider becoming a father)Feeding a baby and the phenomenon they don't starve despite spitting everything up they ingestDealing with dirty diapers (The unavoidable horrors of raising a child)Getting baby to sleep (Do not give your child sleep-inducing drugs. They'll just get used to them and you'll be back to square one.")Discerning sickness in your newborn (Step one: Panic)Finding great childcare (Negative sign during a daycare tour: You're stabbed in the parking lot)Vacationing with a newborn (Only through fatherhood can you guarantee you will return from a vacation more stressed than you were before it.)

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0HFBCR5JP
• ISBN13: 9798995573807
• Release Date: August 2026
• Publisher: Joe Parker
• Length: 286 Pages
• Weight: 0.85 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.6" x 6.0" x 9.0"