I've accidentally stumbled into a set of simple cosmology models that let anyone do the impossible. Want to look inside a black hole? You can. Want to recreate the history of the universe? Also possible. Want to peek into the future? Weirdly... yes.
I'm not claiming I solved cosmology - I'm claiming I found a way to play with it. And the scary part? The numbers actually work.
This isn't hard science or textbook physics. It's cosmology done with humour, common sense, and a few suspiciously effective equations.
This might even be the only model in existence that lets you see inside a black hole. And if it's right about the universe... well, expansion turns out to be nothing more than light speed.
Enjoy the ride.