Congratulations, You're Old and Tired

By Michael R Eggleston

You made it to adulthood-congrats
Now what?

Your back hurts for no reason. You get excited about weather apps. Hangovers last three business days. And don't even get started on loud bars and mystery knee pain.

Congratulations, You're Old and Tired is a laugh-out-loud survival guide for anyone who accidentally grew up and is now wondering where all the energy went. With humor, sarcasm, and zero filters, Michael R. Eggleston takes you on a tour through aging-from forgotten passwords to bedtime by 8:30.

This book won't fix your joints or explain how TikTok works, but it will remind you that you're not alone in the chaos. Getting older is weird, frustrating, and occasionally humiliating-but it's also kind of hilarious.

So grab a heating pad, pour yourself something room temperature, and dive in.

You've earned it.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FB9F22H7
• ISBN13: 9798285675464
• Release Date: May 2025
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 65 Pages
• Weight: 0.19 lbs.
• Dimensions: 8.5" x 0.1" x 5.5"