Confessions of a Virgin Sacrifice

by Adrianne Ambrose

Sound the alarm. Saddle the horses. Wake up the Village Elders. The Sacrificial Virgin has escaped. Jezebelle's cousin Diz is slated for a sacrificial swan dive into the local volcano. Not if Jez can... This description may be from another edition of this product.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0977367630
• ISBN13: 9780977367634
• Release Date: April 2006
• Publisher: Dailey Swan Pub
• Length: 191 Pages
• Weight: 0.44 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 5.5" x 8.0"

Customer Reviews

hilarious fantasy satire

This book does for fantasy what Douglas Adams did for sci-fi: skewer its cliches, hilariously. The book's first line, "I don't believe in virgin sacrifice. It encourages promiscuity at an early age," tells you what to expect: a sarcastic narrator whose company keeps the reader entertained all the way through her adventures and misadventures.

Amusing farce, talented new voice

Confessions is an entertaining farce, poking fun at the fantasy genre as well as modern society and government while taking the reader on a comedic ride through a mock fantasy world through the eyes of a smart aleck, slutty (and I mean that in the most complimentary way) hottie and a cast of absurd characters. My favorites are Luthor, the disfigured troll brother of two well endowed bumbling barbarians and of course Jezzebelle, the fearless heroine I'd like to...well, it's a fun read.