Long before the swipe-right simplicity of Grindr, Tinder, or whatever new app promises love in exchange for a face pic and a timestamp, there was Craigslist.
Raw. Unfiltered. Free.
Craigslist wasn't sleek or sexy-it was a digital back alley lit by the dim glow of missed connections and m4m ads typed out in the dead of night. No profiles, no bios, no filters-just desire, desperation, and the occasional dick pic rendered in ASCII.
This book is a collection of those late-night whispers and wild encounters. A true-to-life compilation of the ridiculous, the raunchy, and the outright absurd sexcapades I found myself in throughout my 20s. Every story is based on real events-each one more unbelievable than the last. Names and identifying details have been changed, of course, to protect the guilty, the married, and the mysteriously untraceable.
I didn't set out to live a double life-I just had a high sex drive, an unrelenting curiosity, and zero impulse control. Craigslist offered anonymity, thrill, and the promise of connection-even if it came in the form of a handsy warehouse worker or a devil-costumed stranger dripping with body paint.
This book isn't just about sex. It's about chaos, longing, humiliation, and hilarity. It's about craving love in a world of fleeting hookups, and the mess you find yourself in when you look for something meaningful between the sheets-or the backseat.
So buckle up. Or better yet-loosen up.
These are my confessions.
Welcome to Craigslist.