Commode Conspiracies

By Johnathan Flushing

You need not be constipated or experiencing struggles in the washroom to read this. This short read was inspired by my wife's disdain for how long it takes for me to use the bathroom on a regular basis.

Yes, there are times where I may get lost down an internet rabbit hole and space on how long I have been absent from the reality outside of the bathroom. There have also been times when my phone has failed to join me as I embarked on this journey of relief, and am left to read the back of the soap or lotion bottles on the counter repeatedly just to draw my attention away from the task at hand.

This book was created with the intent of replacing the need for reading the backs of those artisanal crafted countertop dispensers. The thoughts and ideas in this book are merely here for entertainment and to provoke some thought within the reader. The content of this is in no way shape or form an affirmation or denial of the conspiracy theories listed, but solely a slight distraction from the current task at hand you might be facing, causing one to think - sh*t.

With that dear reader, please enjoy. And don't forget to courtesy flush.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0DQXXD7NG
• ISBN13: 9798304129176
• Release Date: December 2024
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 82 Pages
• Weight: 0.27 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 6.0" x 9.0"