Come, Stains

By Justin Orlando

Meet Stains, an overly enthusiastic puppy who greets everyone he meets with unstoppable excitement. As Steve walks him through the neighborhood, Stains encounters bakers, joggers, bikers, and curious neighbors - each interaction more chaotic than the last.

Steve tries to keep things under control by calling out:

"Come, Stains "

Unfortunately, Stains never seems to listen.

Written in playful limericks and styled like a classic children's picture book, Come, Stains is a tongue-in-cheek adult parody that turns innocent rhymes into laugh-out-loud double entendre.

As the encounters escalate, Stains leaves a trail of awkward reactions behind...

This ridiculous parody is perfect for:

Fans of adult humor picture books

Readers who love clever double entendre comedy

Funny gag gifts for friends

Dog lovers with a sense of humor

Anyone who enjoys parody children's books for adults

If you like silly limericks, mischievous dogs, and humor that's just a little inappropriate, you'll love watching Stains make his way through town.

Just remember...

Steve warned everyone.

"Come, Stains "

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GT5C2G2V
• ISBN13: 9798252792989
• Release Date: March 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 26 Pages
• Weight: 0.19 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 8.5" x 8.5"