Cock-A-Voodoo-Doo (and Other Twisted Love Stories)

By Peter Caffrey

Cock-A-Voodoo-Doo (and Other Twisted Love Stories) combines three novelettes from Peter Caffrey, author of The God of Wanking, Dog Food, and countless other titles. Caffrey blends absurdism, horror and bizarro with dark humour and a modicum of filth. Cock-A-Voodoo-Doo Based on a true story! It happened in 1970, in an Irish Catholic household in North London. Never discussed after the event, and only referred to by the family involved as 'the Christmas incident', the events of that time had a profound impact on a young and innocent boy. Now Peter Caffrey lifts the lid on his own personal Pandora's box and tells the full story of Marlene, Pastor Reginald, and the ungodly incidents which warped his young and innocent mind. No names have been changed, because there are no innocent parties. Dolls' House Diabolic Dave loved Susan. He really loved Susan. Nothing made him happier than when she agreed to marry him. As he set off to Bangkok on his stag party, he promised her one thing: he'd avoid the go-go bars. However, when the other stags insist on visiting a pussy show, Dave ends up being dragged to the Dolls' House. The Perils of Dating Celine After watching a TV Chef's hour-long special on all things pasta, the urge to purchase a pasta machine becomes all encompassing for Terry. After tracking down a second-hand one on-line, he makes the purchase, and when the machine arrives it includes a note from the mysterious Celine. There's something about her note which he finds intriguing, and after fantasising about contacting her, he bites the bullet and makes the call. What could go wrong?

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0B5PDVGFY
• ISBN13: 9798838642332
• Release Date: July 2022
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 128 Pages
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.3" x 6.0"