The Civilian's Tactical Field Manual for Defeating Terrorists is part training guide, part fever dream, and part classified document that somehow slipped through the cracks. Compiled by retired U.S. Army officer Col. Bud Flamecock--a man whose credentials are as difficult to verify as his whereabouts--this manual offers a deeply unconventional approach to threat response, field readiness, and improvised survival in a world gone sideways. Inside, readers will find: Detailed methods for identifying, confronting, and (if necessary) defeating terrorists using household objects, erratic behavior, and overwhelming confusion. Step-by-step tactical drills including grocery store combat scenarios, ambush prep using party supplies, and emotionally destabilizing conversation starters. Real-world field exercises, declassified snack-based defense strategies, and psychological techniques drawn from the author's questionable military past. A full chapter on internet engagement protocols, including how to infiltrate terrorist chatrooms, derail radicalization attempts with Coldplay lyrics, and exit without consequences (unlikely). Written with a voice that swings between authoritative and unwell, this manual is unlike anything published before--equal parts survival guide, accidental memoir, and suburban guerrilla doctrine. A great gift for someone who ejoys a laugh--and a good conspiracy theory. Some will laugh. Some will worry. Most will not finish it. Use it wisely. Or not. We can't tell you what to do.
ThriftBooks sells millions of used books at the lowest everyday prices. We personally assess every book's quality and offer rare, out-of-print treasures. We deliver the joy of reading in recyclable packaging with free standard shipping on US orders over $20. ThriftBooks.com. Read more. Spend less.