The funniest survival guide to holiday chaos you'll ever need.
Forget the snow-dusted commercials and perfect Instagram trees. Real holidays, for mums, look like this:
Wrapping gifts on the floor at 1:07 a.m. with tape stuck in your hair
An Elf on the Shelf who feels less like "tradition" and more like a tiny seasonal terrorist
A fridge so overloaded the milk lives on the porch
A school email announcing your child is "Tree #6" in the winter pageant
A to-do list that reads like a cry for help
Christmas for Mummies is the laugh-out-loud survival guide for the woman who is the holidays in her house. The one who buys the presents, hides the presents, remembers the teacher gifts, burns the first batch of cookies, untangles the lights, and still gets asked, "What's for dinner?"
Packed with:
Dead-honest mum confessions
"Field reports" from the front lines of holiday chaos
Relatable lists, checkboxes and mini survival guides
Snarky, heart-squeezing truths about the mental load of making "magic"
This is Bridget Jones meets Fleabag meets every exhausted mum on TikTok, wrapped in tinsel and sticky with frosting.
The perfect gift for:
The mum who moves the elf at 11:58 p.m.
Your sister who does all the hosting
Your best friend who keeps saying "Next year I'm scaling back" (she's lying and we love her)
Yourself, obviously
Buy it for your mum. Buy it for your sister. Buy it for the mum friend who keeps the group chat alive. Then pour a Bailey's into your coffee, hide in the bathroom for five minutes, and cackle your way through December.
"Christmas Magic for Mums: Holiday Traditions & Tips Perfect Gift for New & Busy Mothers & great for Secret Santa or gift exchanges"Funny holiday book for mums - Holiday humor - Perfect stocking stuffer and white elephant gift for tired, overworked mommies everywhere.