Chaotic Helleaven Volume 1

By P J L Chaos

This story follows your soon to be loveable badass Rika. Ya see, she happens to be stronger then her mother(God) her father (the Devil) Combined! They want her to join there side. However Rika doesn't give a crap about there plans. And calls her own shots. So both Heaven and Hell have to send there angels and demons to try and change her mind. This series is a comedy and just about spoofs any tv series or anime you can think of! I promise it will make you laugh even if your having a bad day. Everyone of my test readers love it. Even the ones that hate me. lolChapter 13 -Thats Good Cookin-Celina: Eh?Sakura: omg...what the hell is that thing..Buggy: RIKA what are you waiting for...do it now! RAHHHHUUUUUHHuuuRika: *shows fangs* K! *She quickly punches the chicken in the mouth and his head blows up*Buggy: YES! HAHHAHAHA.....YES....*Cheese flys everywhere*Sakura: holy....*Pans down to hell*Devil: SHIT!!!!!!!!!Bookeeper: another demon defeatedDevil: huh? Really? I was reacting to the football game I'm watching..Bookeeper: ....of course...*pans up to earth*Sakura: .....cheese has no effect on you?Rika: why the hell would it...its fucking cheese...Buggy: hahahhaa....RIka! you are worthy of the universe's newest fighterSakura: *looks down at the bug and shivers**a giant oven poofs out of nowhere**Rika grows about 10 times her size and puts the chicken in there*Rika: *folds arms* shouldn't take too long to cookum*Celina runs up to Rika and hugs her sock*Celina: Rika sama!!!! I'm gald your ok!Rika: *sighs and pats Celina's head* Rika: go take a bath Celina... I'm going to wait for this guy to cook*Celina nods and runs off*Sakura: Rika.. you realize you made the situation for yourself worseRika: whats this the enemy telling me I fucked up?Sakura: *huffs* I thought I made myself clear that I'm not the enemyRika: oh? *pokes her Sakura with her finger*Rika: what are you then?Sakura: *pushes her finger away* I decided to be your rival! I told you that!Rika: right... and you just decided that?Sakura: no *blushes* Ive kinda been watching you your whole life..Rika: *laughs* like what a guarden angel? *Sakura looks away*Rika: YOU SERIOUS!? *laughs more leaning on a tree*Sakura: What!? whats so funny about that!Rika: just thinks its kinda lame! lolSakura: well we get drawn creatures that are born...and I drew youRika: I'm sorry my mother doesn't seem like the type that does that kinda thing..Sakura: well.. this was something decided a long time ago..Rika: your really 6000 years old?Sakura: yes.. Ive been around since man was born so to speak.. Rika: jeaz what the hell could someone do in 6000 years must have been boring as hellSakura: nah mankind is a evil and good thing.. the things they do and create kept me busy.*Duke walks up*Duke: you bitches are boring!Sakura: ...and Duke...he's the most UNINTERSTING PERSON Ive ever seen!Duke: psssh... your bitch ass will be my bitch before ya's knows it!Sakura: *glares and huffs*Duke: and RIka! your ass big again? shit.. I didn't bring my camera this time..Rika: well I'm just cooking a chicken and camera?Duke: ya my ass gots tons of panty shots last time..hahaRika: *Rika glares* *Sakura steps back*Rika: wheres...my cut then!*Sakura falls over*Duke: man... you cold as ever Rika...shit..*he counts his money and gives her the money*Sakura: HAVE YOU NO SHAME RIKA!?Rika: Duke does that crap all the time.. I figure instead of getting all worked up..May as well let him and get my cut...Sakura: *facepalms**the oven goes off*Rika: OH! chickens done!Buggy: I want the ass! hahahahaa yes!*Sakura looks down*Sakura: .......*shivers**Rika takes the chicken out with cute bunny ovenmits on*Rika: ok everyone dig in!Sakura: ......Id rather not..*Celina runs up all clean*Celina: yay! Rika sama's cooking!

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1491046651
• ISBN13: 9781491046654
• Release Date: July 2013
• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 312 Pages
• Weight: 1.19 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.7" x 6.0"