Celebrating Mediocrity

By Akarsh Nalawade

I thought it'd take a couple of months.
A quarter tops. It's been a year.
So far, no good. It should've been a routine, run-of-the-mill, pick-the-best-of-the-bunch sort of affair. It wasn't.

I've been balls-deep in the "process" for a year.

Now, with a rounder midsection, an inflation-beating salary bump, wispy streaks of grey in the 'fro and firmly ensconced in my mid-30s, I am teetering on the edge of premature unclehood.

Needless to say: I am #singleAF.

What follows in these pages are some escapades of my life that actually happened in my seemingly eternal pursuit of the purest of all our traditions: an arranged marriage.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0BRYZQQX2
• ISBN13: 9798373267144
• Release Date: January 2023
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 160 Pages
• Weight: 0.40 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 5.0" x 8.0"