Cats Don't Fart Right In Your Face Dogs Will Fart All Over The Place. This story is a tribute to my beautiful, kind, and very polite Gray Tabby: Stanley "Cup" Frank. He had a tummyache and nothing was making him feel better. I looked at him and thought, If only you could fart, that might help. Then I thought of our hilarious English Springer Spaniel Dog Child, Casey Goofy Hector Protector Gugenheimer Frank, who...