"You guys ready for Calculus?" My friend Ana asked, looking optimistic.
"Bitch I'm ready to go home." My other, much more cynical friend,
Sania aka Nia replies.
We've all been best friends since middle school.
Some grimy ass boy pushed Nia down during gym class. While
everyone laughed, I punched him in the balls, while Ana kicked him
while he was down.