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By Dictated to David Singleton by Buster

Buster's Blurb

The world looks different through the eyes of a cat. Cats have their priorities straight: hunting, fighting, eating, sleeping - these are the things that matter. Human beings look different too, seen with the unblinking gaze of a supersmart feline: more stupid, more pretentious, uglier, funnier. Especially funnier. What other animal is ruled by a pack of braying idiots huddled together in a room with too few seats, and commanded by a little man in a dress who regularly shouts "Hors d'oeuvres!" even though no one ever gives him any?

What a bunch of morons!

These are the reflections - on life, ethics, politics and ratting of me, Buster.

I have now passed on to a higher plane. It's really boring. You can't kill anything, because everything's already dead.

Not everyone likes cats. These great thoughts will teach them how wrong they are.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1836150628
• ISBN13: 9781836150626
• Release Date: November 2024
• Publisher: Grosvenor House Publishing Limited
• Length: 108 Pages
• Weight: 0.45 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"