Burps, Boogers, and Broken Rules: The Ultimate Guide to Being a Kid

By Allen R Smith

Welcome to the unpredictable world of the fourth grade. A magical crossroads where childhood curiosity meets the first signs of tween chaos. It's an age when pizza day is cause for celebration, long division is a nightmare, and every day involves questionable snacks and burping the alphabet.

In this heartfelt tribute to ten-year-olds everywhere, we explore the delightful absurdities of life as a fourth grader. The endless stream of wild questions like, "Why can't I have cake for breakfast?" "Why did the Tooth Fairy leave Joey five bucks and I only got one?"

For parents, kids, and anyone nostalgic for simpler, messier days, this book captures the unfiltered honesty, chaotic creativity, and pure brilliance of childhood. So, grab a snack, settle in, and get ready to laugh, cringe, and nod approvingly. Because growing up has always been as ridiculous as it is wonderful.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0DR79WQFH
• ISBN13: 9798304470933
• Release Date: December 2024
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 236 Pages
• Weight: 0.71 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 6.0" x 9.0"