Buckiedale High: Where Education Goes To Die

By George Clark

Welcome to Buckiedale High School-where the only thing more unstable than the school boiler is the staff.

Chris Junior and Demi Lee are just trying to survive another year of dodgy dinners, P.E. trauma, and an unhinged headteacher who smells like stale gravy and wears a wig that fools no one. Their pals? A vape-hustling Anthony, an attention-seeking Anne-Marie, and a school bully called Jordan Johnson who thinks he runs the place (he might).

Mrs. Wilson (aka Miss Trunchbull) terrifies everyone with her iron bun and deadly side-eye, while Mr. McGonigle, the world's most miserable P.E. teacher, shouts "sunshine" at pupils while reeking of whisky and defeat.

When Wee Chris himself lands a job as the school janitor, Buckiedale High descends into full-scale anarchy: fire alarms, talent show disasters, viral TikToks, and an exam meltdown that might actually involve explosives.

School was never meant to be like this. But this isn't school... this is Buckiedale High.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FJ74Z5M9
• ISBN13: 9798293108251
• Release Date: July 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 120 Pages
• Weight: 0.38 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"