Getting caught in the middle of two hyper-competitive, muscle-bound gym bros isn't supposed to be this fun, is it? I'm a list person. Lists make sense, they give a chaotic, unpredictable world order. Realizing I was gay at thirty definitely wasn't on my list. I guess I need a new list... New apartment: check New gym bod: let's call that work in progress... Dive into the gay dating pool: DOUBLE...