A loose sequel to 'Can't hardly Boner' and 'Transylvania X-80085'. *Full Series Below* Bridget Chase- a villainous clone, Cherry Lipstick Vampire- a vamp with a doggie wiener, and Fire Flattop Dolph- an angelic Dolph Lundgren with a flattop made of fire, are trying to figure out how to stop the Death of God. For if God dies, not only will Jennifer Love Hewitt's tits sag but perky tits will never adorn a woman's chest ever again. This team heads out to find J Love by jumping movies and doing whatever sh&t happens. However, God isn't isn't on board with his own death and has plans to right the wrongs all on his own. Paths clash and a secret of Hollywood is revealed.Full Series Can't Hardly Boner Transylvania X-80085 Hard to Turd Boy Meets Boner I Know What the Camera Man Did Last Summer What Did You Do Last Summer?
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