Booty Business

By Mason Abel

It was a simple plan. All but the intended victim had a choice: add to the pain and pass it on, or take the fall themselves. Bubba is a builder with a big problem. Excerpt from ACT II, Scene VI BETTY: Honey, this is a trick to trap us! We need the help of a lawyer. BUBBA: Bunch of crooks would screw up an ice cream party! BETTY: Some attorneys are dishonest, but a good one is a godsend. BUBBA: A good lawyer is an accidental moron. Shakespeare had it right: The first thing we do is kill all the lawyers. Some shyster picking my pocket is not what I need. BETTY: What you need is humility and some sense. The line you love so well was spoken by a criminal who feared punishment, and the word is oxymoron.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1432731483
• ISBN13: 9781432731489
• Release Date: December 2008
• Publisher: Outskirts Pr
• Length: 188 Pages
• Weight: 0.62 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.4" x 6.0"