Boogie On, Old White Wizard: Drink Water, Study the Classics, and Stay Weird

By Jason Spurlock

Drink Water, Study the Classics & Stay Weird
Long thought extinct, a wizard has suddenly appeared on the streets of Phoenix. Not only does the he have a bad habit of accidentally casting spells to the detriment of citizens, he's determined to crack the rap charts. For four hundred years, he's been in exile, studying the art of Erotic Death Rap. Unfortunately, the wizard proves a far better singer than rapper, thus dismissed by the game.

Worst still, he's unwittingly conjured a spell that's gripped the entire Kingdom. Thankfully, he meets a family of kind goblins, sympathetic to his quest and keen on his rent money. After a chance encounter with a famous rapper, however, things begin looking up. Until a miscellany of tricksters, orcs, goblins, and wood elves impede in his way. Will the White Wizard realize fame and fortune, or fade away?

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1092856072
• ISBN13: 9781092856072
• Release Date: April 2019
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 156 Pages
• Weight: 0.45 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 5.5" x 8.5"