Boinky Doinky Stories

By Lewis V Zufall

He came to conquer. He stayed for the hot cocoa.

Meet Boinky Doinky, a creature of "purely incompetent evil" who was summoned into a world he isn't quite prepared for. While three amateur wizards were hoping for a dark lord to dominate the world, they got a clownish creature who trips over his own oversized shoes and smells faintly of cotton candy.

Boinky Doinky desperately wants to be a villain, but his attempts at mayhem keep turning into acts of accidental heroism. Whether he's trying to sabotage a trampoline park or flood a city, his "evil" plans always seem to result in more laughter and joy than he intended.

Inside this hilarious collection of short stories, you'll find:

- The Summoning Mishap: Where a dark ritual ends in a cloud of glitter and "hiccuped honks".

- The Trampoline Catastrophe: Where a bucket of "Super Sticky Goo" turns a neglected garden into a floral paradise.

- The Science Fair Mayhem: Where villainous gadgets create the world's most beautiful foam volcanoes.

- The Great Sky-Tangle: Where Boinky becomes a 200-pound human kite and accidentally saves the day.

Perfect for readers aged 6-12-and for the "big kids" (adults) who still appreciate a good slapstick catastrophe

Grab your copy today and witness the era of the accidental hero

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GGQH8Z9S
• ISBN13: 9798242207370
• Release Date: January 2026
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 83 Pages
• Weight: 0.27 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.2" x 6.0"