Blundering Blades: A Comedy of Errors, Chickens, and Questionable Heroism in a Broken Fantasy World

By Lily Blake

What do you get when you mix a bard with squirrel magic, a knight with a support snail, a sorcerer with a glittery broom, and a hero with screaming boots?

Absolute chaos-and the fate of a kingdom hanging by a frayed shoelace.

In the realm of Gorewyn, where the real heroes are off fighting some war no one remembers, destiny settles for what's available: a delusional dish-boy with burn scars, a bard banned from elven forests for crimes against rhythm, a knight who collapses more than he charges, and a severed goblin head with political baggage.

Together, they are The Blundering Blades, and they've been mistaken for the prophesied saviors of the realm.

Their quest? Stop Malghoul the Beige (yes, Beige), whose evil plot includes cold puddles, unsalted stew, and creaky doors.

Their tools? A Spoon of Slight Delay, a dragon with anxiety, and the world's angriest squirrels.

If you like your fantasy with heart, hilarity, and no regard for traditional heroics, this one's for you.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FCCG6S5W
• ISBN13: 9798287143121
• Release Date: June 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 80 Pages
• Weight: 0.26 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 6.0" x 9.0"