Bloom Where You're Planted

By Jan Melara

Drugs, death and a small town. What could go wrong?
Professional Housecleaner Ladonna Fanister nee Abshire has it all: big hips, small boobs, trashy in-laws, and snakes in her church
In Bloom Where You're Planted, Rita, dead at seventy-three, isn't ready to face judgment quite yet. So, she sticks around upstate South Carolina to haunt her former house cleaner, Ladonna.
Bless her heart, Ladonna doesn't have much going for her in the looks department. Despite a non-girlish figure and acne-scarred cheeks, though, she wrangles handsome Big Boyd Fanister to the altar. A lot of people might think Ladonna's life would be all fun and games after an accomplishment like that. But, it's not. Ladonna has to contend with trashy in-laws, a drug-addicted preacher, a best friend who is an ex-prostitute, and the death of her very best cleaning client.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0C9SPF123
• ISBN13: 9798852406057
• Release Date: July 2023
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 244 Pages
• Weight: 0.80 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.6" x 6.0" x 9.0"