Bless His Heart Burn The Sage

By Dlayne Carite

Bless His Heart, Burn the Sage

A Southern Woman's Guide to Love, Lies, and Laughing Through the Madness of Modern Dating

Dating in the digital age ain't for the faint of heart sugar and this book proves it with a wink, a warning, and a whole lot of wisdom. Bless His Heart, Burn the Sage is a fiercely funny, soul-level honest journey through the chaotic world of online dating, as told by a Southern woman who's seen enough red flags to redecorate the entire state of Alabama. Whether you're swiping for love, dodging the duds, or trying to figure out if that charming smile belongs to Prince Charming or a professional time-waster, this book is your companion, your truth-teller, and sometimes your therapist with a little twang. From heartfelt lessons to sass-soaked comebacks, spiritual side-eye to sage-burning rituals, you'll find comfort, clarity, and a whole lot of catharsis in these pages. It's part memoir, part guidebook, part "Lord, give me strength" and all heart.

If you've ever wondered:

Why does he only text after 10 p.m.?Was that a compliment or a cry for help?Is it me, or is dating just one long episode of "You've Got to Be Kidding Me"?

...then pull up a chair, darling. You're in the right place. With humor sharper than a fresh pair of kitchen shears and wisdom earned the hard way, this book will make you laugh, nod your head, and maybe light a little sage of your own. Perfect for anyone who's dated, is dating, or is thinking about diving back into the deep end, Bless His Heart, Burn the Sage reminds you that no matter how wild the journey gets, you're still the prize.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0G6WLVPF9
• ISBN13: 9798278423553
• Release Date: December 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 368 Pages
• Weight: 0.94 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.8" x 5.5" x 8.5"