Puddin' Heads Tried to Silence Her.
Blaze started a revolution.
Puddin' Head Schools are just a little extreme. Students train in spoon combat gear, survive Code Blue drills, headbutt each other for school spirit, and compete in dynamic derbies. Above all, they obey sacred hand-size rules.
Until 14-year-old Blaze Union is expelled for the criminal act of playing guitar and soccer with hands deemed too large by MegaCorp standards.
This time, she refuses to stay silent.
She's coming for the entire system.
With the help of a sarcastic teacher and a growing band of rebellious misfits, Blaze launches a movement to become boss of Island Nation Schools. What begins as a ridiculous act of defiance quickly spirals into something far bigger than anyone expected.
As chaos spreads and long-simmering rivalries between Puddin' Heads and Sweeties erupt, the nation's school system hangs in the balance. Blaze must confront whether she's leading a revolution - or lighting a fanatical fuse no one can extinguish.
"Gloriously absurd."
- Kirkus Reviews
"A unique and imaginative work of satire."
- Literary Titan