Blackmoney: dictionary part 2

By Dimitry Martens

BLACKMONEY: PART 2

The CUNEIFORM / ENGLISH DICTIONARY
For scholars, scammers, and survivors of Part 1
$9.99 well spent. Again.

DESCRIPTION:

You made it through Blackmoney Part 1?
Congratulations. You're now legally too far gone to be saved.
Part 2 is here, and it's exactly what you feared:
A dictionary.
Yes, a DICTIONARY.
But not just any dictionary-no, no, no.
This is a CUNEIFORM-ENGLISH DICTIONARY for a language that doesn't exist, written by a guy who made $2 every time someone fell for it.

And guess what?
You fell again.
Ka-ching.

INSIDE THIS BOOK YOU WILL NOT FIND:

A path to wealth.

A secret investment strategy.

Life advice.

A coherent structure.

Any real knowledge whatsoever.

But you will find:

Ancient symbols that look legit enough to convince your uncle at Christmas dinner that you've "discovered something."

English translations that make you question if you're still sane.

Words like "crypto," "gullible," "meat," "illusion," "CEO of Nothing," and "Sumerian for LOL."

Repeated reminders that this book cost you money and gave you nothing.

THE AUTHOR'S WARNING:

"I'm not responsible for anyone attempting to learn Sumerian from this book.
If you get a tattoo based on anything inside, that's on you.
If you summon a Mesopotamian demon, name it after me."

EXAMPLES FROM THE DICTIONARY SECTION:

- "Success, followed by IRS audit"
- "Private jet that doesn't fly"

- "NFT of your soul"

- "Shut up and take my drachmas"

BONUS FEATURES:

A message from "Future You" telling you to stop buying weird books at 3AM.

A coded message only visible when you spin the book while blindfolded, underwater, and crying.

Hidden QR codes that lead nowhere. On purpose.

A fake coupon for 15% off your next bad decision.

WHO IS THIS BOOK FOR?

People who made it to the end of BLACKMONEY 1 and thought,
"I feel manipulated, I need more."

People who want to pretend they read cuneiform at the bar.
(Spoiler: It won't help you get laid.)

Cryptobros.

Cult leaders.

That one friend who says "I only read books that bend reality."

Your ex, who will totally think this is about them.

PART 3?

Already in production.
Working title:
BLACKMONEY: The Cookbook
("How to Boil Your Morals and Serve Them on Toast")

REVIEWS (PROBABLY FAKE):

"I laughed so hard I forgot I was broke." - Anonymous

"I summoned a Mesopotamian cat. He's now my landlord." - Linda, age 43

"WTF is this and why do I love it?" - Jeff Bezos (probably not)

"10/10. Finally a book that says nothing and means everything." - A guy in a robe

FINAL NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR:

You bought Part 1.
You bought Part 2.
You're not learning.
But I'm earning.
So here's to you, reader of nonsense, lover of chaos, hunter of meaning in a meaningless marketplace.

Welcome to the club.
No refunds.
Only revelations.

BLACKMONEY PART 2
It's cuneiform, baby.
It's nonsense.
It's $0.0 earned.
And you're gonna love every unreadable second of it.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FGCHWPHH
• ISBN13: 9798290026282
• Release Date: June 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 36 Pages
• Weight: 0.10 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 5.0" x 8.0"