BIPOLAR NATION: Will the Real Majority Please Stand Up?

By Austin L. Pearl

ATTENTION: Do you a have a stupid hippie aunt, redneck uncle, or just plain politically overbearing co-worker who has a prepackaged negative judgment of any and all actions of the members of the opposing political party? One that often results in unpleasant dinner party conversations, emotional arguments, and a higher than normal usage rate of the terms 'fascist' or 'communist' (currently being substituted with 'racist' or 'socialist')? If so, act now to get them the ULTIMATE gift: The gift of sanity... the CURE for their sickness... THE PARTISAN ONE! Scientists at the TOP SECRET RESEARCH PROJECTS AGENCY recently kidnapped over 200 American citizens from both the far left and right in order to run a simulation that would determine whether America was actually was headed for a 2nd civil war. What they found was far more troubling: Extreme political thinking is actually a highly contagious psychological disease! It begins when an average and unsuspecting citizen takes on one or more strong political views, makes contact with likeminded individuals, and then begins to take on the views of their peer group on EVERY SINGLE ISSUE. This quickly results in an acute form of confirmation bias now known as (drum roll)... THE PARTISAN SICKNESS. In response, T.S.R.P.A scientists began feverishly developing a cure. They tried serums, elixirs, and even BABY ASPIRIN only to realize they were powerless to stop the sickness. Then, a proposal emerged to try and concoct a narrative that could actually UNDO a narrative! BIPOLAR NATION emerged from the T.S.R.P.A's secret bunker two years later, the world's first book that could actually cure a disease! But now it's up to YOU to do the right thing not just for annoying Uncle Harry, irritating Aunt Shirley, or super chatty hyper political co-worker #3, but for the future of AMERICA ITSELF. Because if the real majority doesn't stand up, it is complicit in America's decline! (Brought to you by the scientists of the T.S.R.P.A)

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0615397743
• ISBN13: 9780615397740
• Release Date: October 2010
• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 126 Pages
• Weight: 0.60 lbs.
• Dimensions: 10.0" x 0.3" x 7.0"