"Yer Majesty, we brings ya birfday greetinments from yer loyal subjects."
Billy Jones has enough problems already. Grandma's great, but she's loopy. His teacher totally scares him, and so does super-bully Mick the Crunch. Worst of all, he's had to give up his plan to escape the school's Country Dancing display by turning the dance area into quicksand.
And now a gang of weird creatures say he's the King of the Goblins And they want him to start a war against the Nargs Well, it can't get any crazier than that Can it?
Oh, yes it can... MUCH crazier.
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